my aunt used to work for Ben and Jerry’s in Vermont, and the free pints of ice cream thing is definitely true
going to her house was like a fucking dream come true when I was younger
they also had special ‘employee only’ flavors
I’m catching up on uploading all my game photos (thank you Olympic break), when I noticed Michal Handzus’ gloves for the first time.
Instead of the usual “last name, playing number” on Handzus’ gloves, they are inscripted “Remember 38” (you can see it better in the detail). #38 was Pavol Demitra’s number, Handzus’ Slovakian Teammate. Demitra was killed in the Lokomotiv Yaroslavl plane crash in 2011.
EXCUSE ME, I MUST CRY NOW
Fill the tub up half way then ride it with my Surfbort
why she actin so surprised like did she really think she was gonna hang 10 in her gatdamn baftub
so how do i relationship
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
Anonymous asked: Would you have sex with beyonce if given the chance?
at this time and age FUCKKKKKK NO
You think Hov don’t got somebody watching Beyonce 24/7?
You think he won’t track me down?
You think he won’t have me and everyone I’ve ever known killed, get charged with genocide, beat the case, then make a song about it ft. J cole called nap time?
You think he won’t have my head plagued up on the wall in the back of his video?
you don’t think he capable of that?